haha i ave tot of something bery funny...
Qn: wads purple carrots? (think kae, noe answer tell mi hehe)
physics is a nightmare.. maths.. HMMMM... It's a test of creativity.
Donned my mask at 10:12 PM
to pass this jct (aka jiaming's catastrophical tribulation).. i think, there are 3 possibilites..
1) to haf someone use harry potter's invisibility cloak to help mi with my paper
2) to haf an ultra computer implanted in my brain programmed with everything i need to know
OR (a more practical idea)
3) to haf a 3 days medical leave over a bad tummy ache
I guess it's time to do some desperate struggle =D
Donned my mask at 10:33 PM
i dunno why there are common tests.. i really don't.. it's a question as mysterious as why the sun rises from the east and not from the north south west
Donned my mask at 5:05 PM
im sick.. but my nose is very fit! you know why? Cuz its supEr Runny!! Ran like.. 10 km todae! ok.. not funny.. im sorry. *dizzy* muz b e flu medicine (i juz wanna leave b4 i get beaten up for my hilarious nose joke)
ps. and the snail is sumwhere in the room.. i can sense it. i meant.. e lizard.. lazy to backspace
Donned my mask at 1:42 AM
wah lao there's a lizard in the computer room. im risking my life to blog this. k bye
Donned my mask at 2:34 AM
daniela hantuchova is sporty, can play with me..!
kirsten dunst is sweet, makes me so wanna tok to her..!
hmmm.. but kirsten 170cm.. daniela 181cm sia.. HMMMM..
anyway, kirsten was the lead in Savage Button's i knew i luved u b4 i met u.. but i cant find lehh throughout e net, seems like there's totally no existence of this song lidat, but i rmb i got hear b4 leh... Zzz
these few nites relli veri tired, been chased here n dere in dreams consecutively le.. got once still haf to carry my mom and run into hiding for dunno why oso.. wah, these dreams are physically strenuos sia, end up sleep like no sleep lidat.. i think im under stress
melvin pointed out e previous post was a little... desper.. i mean Desciting, typo is exciting.. wahahaha! but i really want waddddddddddddd (i really admire those pple hu can type until so cute.. so tiring to extend e word sia)
as for now.. lemme listen a cute song.. yo yo yo yo CYNDI!?! WaDs wRong wiTh mE?? Ai ni~~~~~~ Yo! Yo! CynDi BaBy! WaDs wRong with ME? CynDi Gimme uR luv! u mAke mi snEeze all e Time! yea yea yea yeaa!
AI NI~~
Donned my mask at 11:41 PM
wad am i doing? jiaming!! where are u? pls come out.. are u possessed by a snail? wake up! zhen zuo.. when u want something real bad, you'll need to do something to attain it. argh.. i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want and i wun tell u wad i want! RARH
Donned my mask at 10:46 PM
todae.. go play tennis in sch, walk past some pple... den say we posers.. i where got poser i where got..? question mark siaaa? wo... wo... wo de cuo?
i like ate 2 packets of instant noodles in a dae liao.. plus sausage crabstick and chicken fillet i marinated myself! wah, i think i smoked the whole house like on fire lidat sia, and i realized, anything as long cooked by yourself is delicious wan.. cuz.. i think the chicken tasted a little raw, the sausage and crabstick were burnt.. and the noodles were soggy, but i still ate all of it leh.. arghhh! i cook the same thing twice in a dae but the skills din improve lehhz.. =and.. i still cant get over being called a poser... i go fan xing fan xing wahaha
Donned my mask at 10:19 PM
stomachache.. woke up early.. got lost in tp for 1.5 hours.. rarh! den i reach dat time, herngyih finish climbing le.. wahhh den we go eat breakfast. hehe! i ordered vegetarian! den go ntuc buy fruit juice loh, den took 9 hoome, den i giddy le reach juz fainted on the bed, of cuz! before i faint i got on the aircon la, so when i faint wun so hot marh!
had a super weird dream, like those movie those type, suddenly i like this person, den she kenna killed by mafia (and the mafia boss is those very big size and got moustach and wear those very retro big big sunglasses wan), den i go and avenge her by spilling kerosene all over the hq of the mafia.. den as i was about to exit the building dat time.. this red color lilo and stitch animal come attacking me! den my weird looking pokemon lookalike sidekick killed it by grabbing a wire on one hand and grabbing the lilo and stitch animal on the other, electrocuting it. i wonder how come my pokemon lookalike sidekick wun get damaged by electricity leh? haha and i woke up without setting fire.. but i guessed the mafia were killed la, or else the story like wun end ehh..
din ate wheatbix todae, but still feeling kinda weird.. i dunno, juz dun feel well.. i think im relli becoming a vampire le, this should be the dying process being mortal.. okok im juz spamming words onto the post which has intrinsically no value behind. so i shan't try too hard and keep typing things le.. i hope the mafia pple were killed..
Donned my mask at 6:41 PM
i think that buffet is one of the scariest thing on earth. it expends the limit of your stomach, brings you to new volume and depth you never thought achievable by your own tummy. and in the end , u juz end up making yourself feel very fat, bloated, ugly, and.. wallet very thin. but on a brighter note.. wahaha todae i urhm.. eh.. i think there's no brighter note.. OMG. HOW COME? i very sad le, and bloatted. i think, i shud start studying, but tml is a sundae, so.... hahha monday la monday la. hohoho. oh yah, i did laundry and folding my clothes todae, i made my own bed also.. i feel so... wei da. anyone wants me to do household chores pls call mi, im getting addicted to it le! hahaha beryl sent mi dis clip, and im addicted to it le, omg, omg, omg, wahahahaha, wahahahaha, wahahahahaaa owwww.. pain, du zi tong, i go da bian
Donned my mask at 10:05 PM
i todae super wasted sia... stayed home until i watch lotr2 until i dizzy.. woah, legolas. he is really only use 1 word to describe loh..帅。den i doze off.. den oswald n co. come my hse until like 10 den we go 85 for sunner (supper + dinner) porridge is relli nice, i oso ate ba cho mee due to peer pressssure. den, go home, realize keys is in oswald's bag, den i wanna cry. so me and anderson go expedition around my house area loh.. first stop is to take elevator up my block's 10th storey, wahaha 1st time dere sia, den from dat vieW saw a nice nice place, so we walk dere lohh...and in the meAntime, to noT step on SnAil A, i landEd on SnAil B.. fiRst i heArd the crunching sound, dEn the squishing sound, wahh i killed a snail.. i relli.. wahh.. i think de snail veRy sAd loh.. i mEan, he Can see a sHadOw hovering aboVe him, but he is a sNail, he cannot run awAy.. Den.. his life came to an eNd.. i will remember him 8ever (2 X 4ever = 8ever) wan.. walk past dis junction @ old tAmp road, got aCcident, den aiyah, motorbike + car = ambulance loh... den wE pretend to be poliCe and croSs the street slowing the trAffic waahahaa! den walk walk walk, reach kevyn hse, ahhaha took 1 bottle of iCe sodA from him den wE zao liao, wander into some conStruction site, woAh super daRk sia! den cannot find a way out.. ZZZ. So climB out of sOme barb wiRes. afterall, wE're Traaaaaa------inEd SoLdierS! den we lEft leFt left right left, march all the way back hOme, aFter osWald called mi told mi he @ my hse le.. ZZz, 1.31am in e morning. and im still energetic after squashing a snAil.. i got take picTure of it leh.. hu wans call mi to send kae?
Donned my mask at 1:17 AM
it's been a year, since the last post.. i wonder when i'll post again.. its hard.. SUPER
Donned my mask at 2:18 PM
